my favorite suggestion so far: passive aggressive commentary!
maybe you can try some passive aggressive behavior
like sigh around the house "boy i wish i could have people over, but someone won't leave the apt...."
it might go away, but it also might have babies
Sorry, I can't go out tonight and leave all my food unattended because I have to stay in and repair all these cereal boxes that someone chewed through.
i saw a mouse playing in traffic. i wonder if you want to check that out?
i wasn't going to get a cat, but someone keeps insisting on burglarizing my apt.
I guess I would go buy more bite-size food, but SOMEONE keeps pooping on the counter!
i really hope if someone decides to go all octomom, she choses to raise them in apt 1.
do you hear that squeaking? god it is driving me crazy, whatever it may be...
its more humane that traps, at least.
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i like these passive aggressive strategies. You may not get rid of the mouse but you'll make him feel very uncomfortable.
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